Seeing one fly in your living room: I’m such a sensitive person I can’t even bring myself to kill it, I mean all living things have souls….

After two weeks of a fly problem: YES. OH MY GOD. I GOT TWO IN ONE HIT. YOU LIKE THAT SHITHEADS. LAND ON MY BAGEL AGAIN I FUCKING DARE YOU.

Hey if anyone wants to talk or vent or whatever like even if im not following you ive still got to check out some peoples blogs so if any of you want to talk about ANYTHING just let me know

me watching any high school movie: why do these kids look and sound like theyre in their thirties